It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Here are some of the best festive Christmas captions, Christmas quotes, and inspirational Christmas messages to get you in the holiday spirit. These Christmas quotes and Christmas captions will bring you joy during this festive season. There are some famous Christmas captions from famous Christmas movies that you will recognize. These Christmas captions can be used for social media or use them in your Christmas cards and Christmas wishes. I hope you enjoy these inspirational Christmas messages.
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Inspirational Christmas Messages To Bring Festive Cheer
If you are looking for a little extra Christmas cheer then these Christmas quotes will bring some holiday spirit. Use one Christmas quote every day in December to get all excited for December 25. It’s that time of year to wrap those presents, bake some holiday cookies, and gather with your family.
FUNNY CHRISTMAS CAPTIONS
Here are some of the best funny Christmas captions to make you giggle. These short funny Christmas wishes are great for social media or including in Christmas card messages to put a smile on someone’s face.
1 Dear Santa…I can explain.
2 Merry Elfin Christmas.
3 This is my resting Grinch face
4 All the jingle ladies.
5 Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
6 Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
7 The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
8 Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in awhile. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
9 I’m on the naughty list.
10 I’d Rather Shovel Sand Than Snow.
11 When someone asks ‘where is your christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?
12 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
13 One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
14 The elf did it.
15 The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year
16 It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.
17 Friends are like christmas lights. Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.
18 One day of coal vs. 364 days of fun… I’ll take my chances.
19 Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it, “The Naughty List”
20 Let’s get lit!
21 What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.
22 Feelin’ frosty.
23 To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
24 Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies
25 I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas
26 Current status: ready for a long winter’s nap
27 Dear Santa … define “nice.”
28 ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants.
29 Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
30 But first, let me take an elfie
31 I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
32 Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
33 I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.
34 The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.
35 Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
36 Can’t wait to exchange all these presents
37 At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple of hours …
38 It’s like they WANT stockings full of coal.
39 All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too).
CHRISTMAS TREE QUOTES
You can’t have Christmas quotes without some Christmas tree quotes. It is where the magic happens. Where everyone gathers on Christmas morning, drinking hot cocoa and eating Santa’s cookies while opening Christmas presents.
40 A Christmas tree, the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. – Jay Leno
41 I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. – Maya Angelou
42 The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. – Burton Hillis
43 Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.- Larry Wilde
44 Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin – inhale deeply and fill your soul with the wintry night – John Geddes
45 Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago. – Tom Baker
46 It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who is around it. – Anonymous
SANTA QUOTES
You can’t have Christmas quotes that don’t include the big guy who is responsible for bringing Christmas joy.
47 It’s fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.
48 I hope Santa leaves me a skinny body and a fat wallet, not the other way around like it was last year.
49 You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger. – Robert Paul
50 Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. – Gary Allan
51 Dear Santa, Before I explain, how much do you know already?
52 There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. – Bob Phillips
CHRISTMAS PUNS
Here are some of the cutest Christmas puns that you can use for social media or anything really.
53 It was love at frost sight.
54 Believe in your elf.
55 #Sleigh.
56 He came, he thawed, he conquered.
57 Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
58 I only have ice for you.
59 Yule be sorry.
60 It’s s’more than a feeling.
61 I’m all spruced up.
62 Make it rein.
63 I’m feelin’ pine.
64 Birch, please.
65 Rebel without a Claus.
66 Say it ain’t snow!
67 But first, let’s take an elfie.
68 Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
69 I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
70 There’s snow place like home.
71 It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
72 Up to snow good.
CHRISTMAS MOVIE QUOTES
When I think of Christmas these are the to Christmas movies I think about. These are classic Christmas movies that I’m sure will bring back memories.
73 “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” — A Christmas Story
74 “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” — Miracle on 34th Street
75 “Treat every day like Christmas.” — Elf
76 “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Scrooged
77 “First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” — Elf
78 “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf
79 “I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.” — Miracle on 34th Street
80 “You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” — Elf
81 “That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen.” — Deck the Halls
82 “Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.” — A Christmas Story
83 “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.” — Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
84 “We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.” — A Charlie Brown Christmas
85 “The Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought … doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps … means a little bit more!” — How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)
86 “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” — The Polar Express
87 “Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” — Christmas Vacation
88 “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.” — It’s a Wonderful Life
89 “I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.” — A Christmas Carol
CUTE CHRISTMAS CAPTIONS
These cute Christmas captions capture the magical Christmas season. These are some great Christmas captions for kids or anyone who enjoys cute Christmas quotes.
90 Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?
91 May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.
92 I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
93 Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas
94 Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
95 You can find me under the mistletoe.
96 Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
97 Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
98 Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.
99 Believe in your elf.
100 Sweater Weather is Better Together.
101 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
102 Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.
103 Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa
104 More peppermint, please
105 If Kisses were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.
106 Ice, ice baby.
107 Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
108 All spruced up.
109 We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted
110 May your days be merry and bright.
111 ‘Tis the season to sparkle
112 Hurry down the chimney tonight.
113 Happy holidays from all of Santa’s little elves
FAMILY CHRISTMAS CAPTIONS
Christmas is a time to spend special moments with family and friends. These are some of the top family Christmas captions for Christmas wishes.
114 The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.- Burton Hillis
115 Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words. – Harlan Miller
116 From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. – Emily Matthews
117 Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. – Carol Nelson
118 At Christmas, all roads lead home. – Marjorie Holmes
119 Christmas Eve, a perfect night to express affection for your family, to forgive those who failed you, and to forget past mistakes. – Unknown
INSPIRATIONAL CHRISTMAS CAPTIONS
Here are some of the best inspirational Christmas quotes for Christmas cheer. These inspirational Christmas quotes will make you feel warm and fuzzy.
120 When we recall Christmas past we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope
121 Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving – B. C. Forbes
122 Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. – Janice Maeditere
123 May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, the gladness of Christmas give you hope, the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
124 It’s Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. – W. T. Ellis
125 Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. – Peg Bracken
126 Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind. – Valentine Davies (Miracle on 34th Street)
127 Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale
128 Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. – Oren Arnold
129 “Christmas is not a story of hope. It is hope.” – Craig D. Lounsbrough
130 “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney
131 “Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” – Eric Severeid
132 “Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. ” – Washington Irving
133 “Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.” – Rosie Thomas
134 “Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us.” – David Cameron
135 “Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white.'” – Bing Crosby
136 “Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day.” – Helen Steiner Rice
137 “I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens
138 “The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hills
139 “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” – Norman Vincent Peale
140 “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” – Hamilton Wright Mabie
141 “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” – Peg Bracken
142 “Christmas now surrounds us, Happiness is everywhere. Our hands are busy with many tasks as carols fill the air.” – Shirley Sallay
143 “Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” – Janice Maeditere
144 “Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most.” – Ruth Carter Stapleton
145 “Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
146 “I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.” – Harlan Miller
147 “It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” – W.T. Ellis
148 “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” – Roy L. Smith
149 “Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.” – Mary Ellen Chase
150 “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope
Christmas Captions and Christmas Quotes Conclusion
I hope these Christmas Captions have put you in the Christmas spirit and bring back beautiful Christmas memories or inspire you to make new Christmas memories. December 25 is a special time but love and joy should be shared all year long.
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